Quote of the Day 12/24/2010: Phones Have Free Upgrades!?!

I approached my mom the other day to talk about getting a new phone since my 2 year contract with my current shitty phone was up. She proceeded to say that my phone is still good, and I always have the tendency to want something new after a couple of years. I pointed out my 2 years were up, and I was due for an AT&T upgrade in the family plan and that there are phones out there that are pretty inexpensive with upgrades.

She proceeded to say:


"honey, do you think I would let you suffer with a phone that doesn't work if I knew there are phones that are practically free from AT&T? Please, I'm not paying $200 for a phone".

then I went online to the AT&T store and found this:

Quote of the Day 12/23/2010

One day, the family and I were discussing what each of us would do if we won the lottery:

When it was my dad's turn, he proudly exclaimed:

"The first thing I would do if I won the lottery is count the money"

Quote of the Day 12/22/2010

My parents and I were watching the movie "King Arthur".

At one point, the brave Guinevere looks over at one of the other characters in the story before proceeding to battle and says, "Don't worry, I won't rape you"

my mother, upon hearing this comment, rose in her chair and exclaimed in loud words:

"WHAT?!? Rape didn't exist back then!"

really? Oh, and I suppose the Plague didn't happen either....

Quote of the Day: 12/2/2010

I was showing my friend something on my blog and waiting for her to finish reading a section so I could scroll down for her:

Me- "ok, tell me when to go down"

Deanna- "wow, really Rin?"

5 minutes later, I realized the joke.

it was a sexual joke.

the end

Quote of the day 02/25/10

I was chatting with my friends concerning the attractiveness of a certain girl who does not hold either of our best esteem. I proceeded to describe her as the following:

"OH yes...Trucks would stop for that"

Quote of the day 12/8/09

While I was fiddling around with some arduino speakers, I kept reaching dead ends with the code. Finally after 3 hours of consistent work and banging my head against the wall, my speaker proudly emitted some sound. I therefore cried in all my excitement and slight intoxication:

"I can hear you, Alexander Gramham Bell!"

Twas a good night indeed.

Quote of the day 12/7/09

"you don't know how a penis works?"

~Shanna confused about the male anatomy